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All photos by Sandra Vinge Jensen unless otherwise stated The Danish capital is great because you can get laid and stoned while eating a meat sandwich in a quasi-autonomous anarcho commune. If you don't like meat, weed, sex, or anarchists then you have just stumbled onto the wrong website, friend. A shitty Thursday night with crappy cranberry cocktails rolls into bed at around noon. The line outside of on a Saturday night never ceases. Rain, hail, sleet, or snow, the deep house bros are posted outside drinking cheap beers and waiting to get the chance to spill drinks on the dancefloor with one of their idols. We say bros, because the ratio of men to women at Culture Box is almost always about 70 to 30. Apart from lots of coke Vikings, it draws some of the biggest names in deep house and techno, from Marcel Dettmann to Ben Klock, Jeff Mills, Richie Hawtin, and other legends of the scene. It happens monthly at Vesterbro and has played host to such names as Triky, J Tijn, Reeko, and other people who have somehow forged a living out of nosebleed techno. As with many of the best places in Copenhagen, the bar at Exile nights mostly seems to make its money selling water and chewing gum. If pissing outside your local bakery in the middle of the day while you listen to slightly more mainstream music and drink vodka out of a water bottle is more your style, get ready for , Copenhagen's most ridiculous street festival. Every year different neighborhoods are sectioned off for all-day raves that only stop when everyone's ushered inside clubs to drink more and stop scaring children. Unbelievably, this is allowed to happen for five days in a row, and the day rave is always completely free. Pop, indie, hip-hop, and techno fans will all find something for them at Distortion as they long as they're sober enough to find the right tent. Because Amsterdam is depressing as shit, Copenhagen is just about the best place in Europe to be a stoner. Christiania, an anarcho-hippie commune, is best described as a city within a city. Since the 1970s, when a gang of hippies squatted its old military facility, Christiania has been a weed marketplace with more than 50 shops that's a conservative estimate selling a broad selection of cannabis products from all over the world. The police made an effort a couple of years back to crack down on Christiania's flagrant dopeheads, but it failed horribly, pushing hash dealers into the inner city and flaring up a gang war. So, for the most part, they leave Christiania alone now. All the hash stalls are still out, morning to night, their owners and customers living by the huge commune's topsy-turvy rules. Christiania is a place where people can have a beer outside and smoke up in the sun without being hassled by the cops. Elsewhere in the city, the cops are still pretty laidback about weed and the classic pusher-types tout hash in most Copenhagen parks. They should have been busting people in the red light district, Istedgade, though. Copenhagen is pretty well segregated when it comes to overzealous political factions. There is a tiny minority of neo-Nazis in central Copenhagen. For the most part, these dicks are to be found hiding out in Sydhavn the South harbor. To be honest though, hardly any immigrants are well-treated by Danes here. Stereotypes abound about untrustworthy Eastern Europeans, despite the fact that many have been hired by tight Danes i. However, there are various public programs set up to provide the few immigrants we do let in the chance to get started economically. Nordvest Northwest is one of the city's most ethnically eclectic areas. Full of greengrocers, mosques and fast-food joints selling all sorts of unpronounceable fried foods, Nordvest is colourful, enticing and also a stronghold for Hizb ut-Tahrir, a radical Islamic group who would fucking love to bring Sharia law to the streets of the capital. The group, who are banned in Germany, aren't fond of democracy and encourage Muslims not to vote in any parliamentary elections. We now know this as ; a stronghold of spiked hair and vegan soup kitchens. If you like your political decisions made by people who are under the influence of cannabis and wearing ponchos, look no further than Christiania. The commune is run on fully democratic lines by its inhabitants, known as Christianites. Photo by Esben Elborne Considering this is supposed to be the happiest city on earth, protests are quite common here. Recent competitors include: The squatters who wanted a new house, the students disgruntled by reform, the Brazilians who didn't want Brazil to host the World Cup, and of course the perennial posse of weed lovers fighting for legalization. The only stuff that gets the city riled up is when far-right extremists demonstrate against building mosques in Denmark—supposedly to keep the city free from extremists. That's when the lefties get mad and the police briefly get to enjoy their riot gear. Bror Bror is the best place in Copenhagen to satisfy your cravings for cod heads, lumpfish sperm, and bull testicles. Their beer selection is very affordable, not to mention stronger than rocket fuel. If your governments were run by responsible adults, you'd all be sitting around burning money and eating sperm, too. Relæ, Nørrebo Nørrebo basically used to be just an alleyway full of drug dealers, but thanks to the horrors of gentrification it has swapped all the seedy whispering men for an array of Michelin stars. If it does, they can probably point to the day we opened a champagne and hotdog bar as the moment the country lost control. Come here, have three cocktails, two gourmet hotdogs, and toast the fact that one day Scandinavia will be as fucked as the rest of Europe. Grød, Nørrebro This might surprise you, but porridge is a big deal in Denmark, bigger even than soccer and music. Nowhere is this more true than at Grød. There are many, many different kinds of porridge to choose from here, including a lunch-dinner option of risotto porridge. Try the pork rib roast sandwiches complete with crackling, pickles, and red cabbage. Wash it all down with chocolate milk—it's fine to eat like a child here. We warned you we fucking love pork. Two slices of bread is a silly extravagance and halves the actual flavor of a sandwich. So how do you get in on it? Find the free booze club page, and follow the trail of idiots on its route through the city. This bar is a welcome new addition to Copenhagen, and their speciality is cocktails made with beer. Vin Hanen, Nørrebro This bar imports its wine directly from suppliers and stores it on the premises in giant tanks. Floss, Copenhagen K Unlike you and me, Europeans still believe in rock 'n' roll. Kayak Bar, Copenhagen K A place for summer. I once saw someone fall in the river there and a hero saved them in a canoe. Kødbyen The fail-safe option when you want a good night out. This is the meatpacking district of Copenhagen and is scattered with bars occupying old slaughterhouses. If one place sucks, just move on to the next. Christiania The anarcho-hippies are nice guys, so make mates and try and find yourself a bed for the night that hasn't already been claimed by someone's dog. Don't Sleep Or just go without sleep. Presumably you can only do that for about three days before you die, though. By contrast, Copenhageners tend to be all about love for their fellow citizens. Though some of the raunchier places have shut down, you can still visit the legendary Monday night amateur hour at on Frederiksberg, or check out drag shows at the pop-up bar near the recently renamed Rainbow Square. You can even go sauna-clubbing just a couple of blocks off the busiest shopping street in the country. Hizb ut-Tahrir probably don't like it but until their dreams of stoic, bigoted joylessness come true. The good ones are Nørrebroparken, Kongens Have, and Enghave Parken. Beaches During summer, the temperature rises to about 25 degrees. Danes, euphoric for having survived yet another winter, storm to the beaches where we all get sunburned and one drunk person always drowns. So, basically like England, but everyone's closer to the water, richer and more attractive. Go and get a beer and look at the pretty canals. Free for all, no appointment required. Or just use a condom, which you can also get from the Bispebjerg clinic. Copenhagen is a very safe city. Like all the safest cities, the most common crime is bike theft, so unless you've brought your bike with you on the plane there's not much to worry about. Should a situation emerge where you need to call the police, dial 112. They're almost guaranteed to speak English and they're almost guaranteed to be surprised if your call is not at least partially related to some form of bike crime. Please, join in and rent a bike. Bottle Collectors Copenhagen, being the green city that it is, promotes the recycling of plastic and glass by putting quite a high deposit on the return of each bottle. As far as evils wrought by global warming go, they're up their with dead baby polar bears and the Beijing smog. The Little Mermaid Copenhagen's major landmark is a severe let-down. Unless you're really into battling through busloads of ancient tourists to take a picture of a small shit statue of a mermaid, go eat some pork instead. Strøget The Scandinavian Oxford Street. The spiritual home of shit jeans. The Red Light District I'm sure I don't have to explain to you why sleeping with a hooker is a bad idea for everyone involved. Torvehallerne The indoor market that combines New Nordic pretentiousness with the intimacy of a public swimming pool. Steer clear unless you really, really need Israeli gourmet olives. Also, if they ask you directly whether you want to add a tip to the bill, you can tell them to fuck off without having to feel bad. The same goes for cab drivers. If you do feel like the service has been otherworldly, an extra 10 to 15 percent will do just fine.